Heterosexuality is destroying this nation

(Source: lindseybluth, via pleasecornetobrazil)

yass-god:

real acting

(Source: orcses, via bigbangpunch)

somewhereno-oneknows:

shes clearly smoking some stronger shit if her fucking dog is talking to her

(via ruinedchildhood)

spookywagonfoundation:

did-you-kno:

Source

out of all the kissing pictures on the internet

spookywagonfoundation:

did-you-kno:

Source

out of all the kissing pictures on the internet

(via pleasecornetobrazil)

clater:

steve buscemi is like part alien/part aged versace model

(via pleasecornetobrazil)

2 Types of Smutty Fanfict

shippingqueen:

  1. 32 chapter fanfict with actual plot before any frick frack happens
  2. one-shot where the characters are at some public place and then all of a sudden someone’s dick is in someone’s ass

there is no inbetween

(via madkiingryan)

lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

(via chauvinistsushi)

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

(via chauvinistsushi)

rottenfrown:

hauntedmarch:

corgisandboobs:

"No no, stop. Go owl somewhere else."

Looks like two witches familiars arguing about something

rottenfrown:

hauntedmarch:

corgisandboobs:

"No no, stop. Go owl somewhere else."

Looks like two witches familiars arguing about something

image

image

(Source: owls-only, via chauvinistsushi)