(Source: ohnharrison)

a-mock-turtle:

federalists:

are you really bisexual?

Prove it, complete this bisexual obstacle course

omg can I please?

that sounds fun

Like some kind of bisexual Wipeout

egriz:

Eggs Benedict. Happy birthday, Solusn.

lillian-raven:

#bring me some of this fine Pop-Tarts Thor said #bring me lots of ALCOHOL Tony said. #Bring me some corn flakes Bruce said #bring me something to eat Steve said #bring me some tampax Natasha said #IT’LL BE QUICK THEY SAID. #Fuck you. #You’re all getting some hot dog buns. #That is all. #clint barton #hawkeye #the avengers

(Source: finching)

theumbrellaseller:

i just had this horrendous image of all the stuff Steve “public-spirited” Rogers would be talked into doing

like I can just imagine Captain America as a poster boy for condoms

glowering over his shield

“USE PROTECTION.”

(Source: hikarigolden)

the-prankster:

(Source: lokiddles)